Of the men my sister has dated 

He is the worst, not complicated 

Based on what his profile stated 

His self-reviews were overrated

He has a cringeworthy collection

Of filthy words needing correction

Hard to believe that her election 

Best of this dating app’s selection 

Her settling makes me frustrated  

I must convince her they're not fated 

Perhaps I'll have him confiscated

Or start a rumor they're related

A mystery is their connection

She's kind, giving and has direction

He gives only claims of perfection 

But cares deeply for his complexion 

Since him, her confidence deflated 

She's put down, constantly berated 

If she won't, then I'd be elated 

To see that he’s emasculated

Won't often ponder their affection

Only to pray they use protection

Though, likely he'd get an erection 

From gazing at his own reflection