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Careful those leaves will bite you!
A chapter in the book Ghost
The Urge
by Lea Tonin1
The author has placed a warning on this post for language.
18 and the first time a taste of freedom has crossed my lips. I took care with my makeup, my hair and what clothes I chose. I had finally made a friend my age with similar interests that I could could hang out with. We decided to go to a very large pig roast together where a live band was playing in the barn. This was very exciting for me a young woman who's single and has yet to experience socializing and dating. I was nervously and excitedly looking forward to having some fun.
There's no time for bathroom break. I thought I could go later even though it registered I should go now. My friend was as excited as I was and wanted to get going as soon as possible. I always took much longer to get ready as I had yet to register what self-esteem was in those days. Even today, for that matter. I hustled along as fast as I could again the bathroom flashing across my mind. Almost to our destination, I couldn't wait longer and begged to stop the car.
Taking it no longer, teeth floating inside my skull, I ran for the dark forest!
How do you spell relief? PISS
My short-lived ecstasy quickly turned hellish. I grabbed the leaves with the prickly underside and wiped. How do you spell disaster? OH SHIT!
Tape is the only cure for nettles!
Two weeks, no pants, no sitting...ouch!
Non-Fiction Writing Contest contest entry
18 and the first time a taste of freedom has crossed my lips. I took care with my makeup, my hair and what clothes I chose. I had finally made a friend my age with similar interests that I could could hang out with. We decided to go to a very large pig roast together where a live band was playing in the barn. This was very exciting for me a young woman who's single and has yet to experience socializing and dating. I was nervously and excitedly looking forward to having some fun.
There's no time for bathroom break. I thought I could go later even though it registered I should go now. My friend was as excited as I was and wanted to get going as soon as possible. I always took much longer to get ready as I had yet to register what self-esteem was in those days. Even today, for that matter. I hustled along as fast as I could again the bathroom flashing across my mind. Almost to our destination, I couldn't wait longer and begged to stop the car.
Taking it no longer, teeth floating inside my skull, I ran for the dark forest!
How do you spell relief? PISS
My short-lived ecstasy quickly turned hellish. I grabbed the leaves with the prickly underside and wiped. How do you spell disaster? OH SHIT!
Tape is the only cure for nettles!
Two weeks, no pants, no sitting...ouch!
Lessons learned the hard way.
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