I am Spam; Spam I am.
Folks do not like that Spam I am.

They do not like me here or there.
They do not like me anywhere.

They do not like me in their mail.
They throw me in their garbage pail.

They do not like me on TV.
That Spam I am they hate to see.

They put their TV sounds on mute
And get themselves a plate of fruit.

They do not like me on Facebook.
They will not even take a look.

They close their eyes on either side.
That Spam I am they can't abide.

They do not like me in their house.
They do not click me with their mouse.

With filter and a firewall,
They do not see me, not at all.

They do not like me! That's okay.
Still Spam I am is here to stay.