Satire Script posted November 3, 2023

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not again!

A chapter in the book The Saga of Procrastination

The cobra

by Iza Deleanu

"Gee, I did it again! Should I say, yup, that's my freaking fate to get the "best bosses" in town!" My shadow came in running: "What the heck, I was trying to get my beauty sleep. What happened?" "Nothing! I don't get why you show up every time I throw a towel?" "Hm! Maybe it's because I'm not too fond of towels trashed on the floor. You know, it is not very hygienic!" "Well, I was speaking figuratively. I am just fed up with this charade! Whenever I think I finally got THE JOB, I end up in the same trash with my wings clipped. WHYYYYYYYYY?" "Why are you crying? Just play ball!" "I've tried. But I can't pretend anymore... I run out of steam. Like, what the heck am I a child?" "Why?" "You know I take the bus to work, and today it was late because of the construction. So I was four minutes late. The Cobra was waiting by the door and, showed me her watch and barked: "You are four minutes late!" Yeah, I know kiss me... " "Did you tell her that?" "No, of course, I am a coward. You know my excuse: I have kitties to take care of, and winter is here... Edmonton is not a city of sun and fun in the winter. I don't need Everest; I can freeze and die right here under the stars when it is minus forty-five!" "Let it go! Pray and let it go! Bring your worries to God, and he will find a way; don't worry." "Okay, I will try... one more time... one more day?"   Write A Review Pays one point and 2 member cents. You need to login or register to write reviews. It's quick! We only ask four questions to new members.