Wettest

I shared an Umbrella
with a handsome fellah
on a wet midsummer day
he asked me to lunch
and agreed to pay
I had a strong hunch
that he wasn't gay
he pulled me up tight
and it just felt so right
suddenly, indiscreetly
he kissed me deeply,
I dare say.
Mmmmm!!! Said he
I did wholeheartedly agree
we then kissed again
most urgently
we snuggled against the gusts
neither one of us noticed
who was the wettest.