Humor Poetry posted April 7, 2025


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A Funny Poem About Army Life.

You Hadda Good Home

by Harry Craft

You hadda good home

But you left, you’re right,

You’re in the Army now

ready to join the fight

You’re left, you’re right
 

You joined the Army

You’re left, you’re right

You thought it was going

to be such a delight,

but marching is so boring
 

You wanted to be

An airborne ranger

And live a life

Of excitement and danger

You’re left, you’re right
 

C-130 running down

 The strip

Airborne daddy

Gonna take a little trip

You’re left, you’re right
 

Now here you are

In the kitchen

Washing pots and pans

And playing in the soap

With dishwater hands
 

You’re left, you’re right

You wrote home and

Told them it was outta sight

And all you do

Is pull guard duty at night

 

 

 




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2025


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