Humor Poetry posted January 31, 2010 |
Dearly departed Lady of the night
Sweet Caroline
by Melody Ringo
Here lies Carolyn Candy
Always sweet, always randy All who knew her Thought she was dandy. |
Witty Epitaph writing prompt entry
Writing Prompt Write a short, humorous epitaph for the tombstone of an imaginary person. |
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Note: Carolyn was a prostitute in the red light district of Amsterdam all of her adult life. She had lots of regulars (mostly diabetics) who were addicted to the signature candy canes she gave to every john as a parting gift.
This contest called for humorous epitaphs, preferably rhyming. Fictional characters, four to six lines only. Autor notes could contain two sentences describing the person - occupation, location, time period, etc.
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and 2 member cents. This contest called for humorous epitaphs, preferably rhyming. Fictional characters, four to six lines only. Autor notes could contain two sentences describing the person - occupation, location, time period, etc.
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