Humor Poetry posted October 9, 2011 |
Yeah, Everyone Gets It ...
Lint
by closetpoetjester
Lint
Light and airy like a fairy Not sure where it blows Soft and springy, rather clingy Catches on your clothes Rolled up dregs, on trouser legs Are visibly annoying Not accepted, quite expected Cling-ons are deploying Balls of fluff, such pesky stuff As cotton, remnants gather Sweaty skin, will chaeuffer in Each crevice, open slather Yes it flocks, to feet in socks Through special forms of friction There it goes, between your toes And flaunts all jurisdiction Can't be shuttin', belly button Better check your levels Holy-moly! Roly-polys - Shifty little devils! On a friend, I recommend Remove it if you see it Show you care, reach over there Just pull it off and free it Tailored suits, deserve pursuits To lift the stuff that lingers I now own, the special comb Negating picky fingers Gripping teeth, provide relief Through pain-free, lint removal Redirected, once inspected Clothes now meet approval! (C) |
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Someone commented in a previous review I could write about "lint" and make it interesting ...
Here is is Wazza! Thanks for the inspiration.
Hope it's interesting.
For the record and anyone thats asking ... NO this is NOT my belly.
Mine is MUCH hairier.
Thanks for reading ...
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