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A chapter in the book Worlds

Elephant World 5

by Bill Schott



One elephant says to another, "Hold my hand."

The other says, "I cant."

"You mean you won't," snapped the rebuffed pachyderm.

"No. I mean I cant and tend to tip over."


 




I like telling elephant jokes. This is a new one that I just made. It's lame humor is typical of this genre. The word 'cant' means to lean.
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