Humor Fiction posted June 6, 2013


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Yesterday's 100 word contest prompt

Not The Only One in My Shoes

by jmdg1954








You wanna walk in my shoes?

Okay. Put on a pair at 2:00am, seven days a week. Proceed to home deliver over two-hundred- twenty newspapers, daily. Come home and pet the wife and kiss the dog. Oops, backwards. Kiss the dog, then pet the wife.

Proceed to my F.T. position as Catering Manager, hours; 8:00am- till done.

While driving to-n-fro work, engage car to cruise control and nap.

Kidding...

Fun, seasonal outdoor maintenance; watering, mowing, raking, weeding and shoveling.

Paint and wallpaper, boring.

Rite, read, review and reply FanStory.

Sex? We forgot the sex. Honey are you ... What was that? Headache ...



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Wednesday's contest prompt "A Typical Day" called for 100 word flash fiction story showing what it's like to wear your shoes.
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