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A chapter in the book A Potpourri of Poetic Curiosities

Dimber-damber scarecrow

by CD Richards

The author has placed a warning on this post for sexual content.
(sung to the tune of "Dingle-Dangle Scarecrow")

When all the cowboys were sleeping
And the baddies had gone to bed
Up jumped old Wayne-o,
and this is what he said:

(Chorus)
I'm a dimber-damber scarecrow
With a space under my hat
There's a big hole where my brain should be
I'm nearly sure of that

He's got a wee hard-on for Dana
'Cuz she is just so tough
A dozen crying white women
Is never quite enough

(Chorus)
He's a dimber-damber scarecrow
You might say that he's a brat
And he thinks the sweetest sound of all
Is rat-tat-tat-tat-tat

As more school children are buried
He can hear the cash registers chime
Gun sales soaring off the charts
Hooray, it's party time

(Chorus)
He's a dimber-damber scarecrow
And he's really, really dumb
Gives not a toss how many die
And that's what makes him scum

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Today's word: dimber-damber (n.) the leader of a gang of criminals.

To anyone who might be offended, I am sorry, but I did warn you in the comments. If you find my words offensive, please understand that I find the never-ending slaughter of innocent children offensive. No one is forcing you to read.

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