Author's Note:
There's ALWAYS something better to do that the housework. Because I expect no visitors, I can get away with lower standards for a while. Shame on me!
I put loud music on when I am vacuuming (my machine is a Hoover brand). I live alone, so I don't have a dance partner except for Mr. Hoover.
I don't like gardening much either. Did you detect that Sam Spade was a character played by actor Humphrey Bogart? (In 'The Maltese Falcon').

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