Comment from barbara.wilkey

Excellent

This girlfriend has me scared. LOL, and she sort of looks like one of my students parents. That's really scary. Once again, you have written a good poem.

 Comment Written 18-Apr-2016

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reply by the author on 18-Apr-2016

Thanks, Barbara.

Comment from LIJ Red

Excellent

I pulled my 44 when that music sneaked up on me.(I usually keep the volume at zero.) Whoa. Freddy's claws, the Texas Chain Saw, all of 'em.
And some smooth verses, too. Awright, Dean.

 Comment Written 18-Apr-2016

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reply by the author on 18-Apr-2016

Thanks for checking this out, Red.
I appreciate your comments.
~Dean

Comment from Gert sherwood

Exceptional

Hi Dean so your bad girlfiend is all yours even if she has an odor of formaldehyde

Sounds like she could preserve you just for herself

You are so clever Dean wit you play on words

Gert

 Comment Written 18-Apr-2016

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reply by the author on 18-Apr-2016

This was actually a dedicated tribute to the lovely and multi-talented, Gypsy Blue Rose, Gert. As you may or may not know, she is a HUGE horror fan just like me. If I were to seek out the perfect woman, one just like her would be my first choice.
Thanks for the six stars, and the awesome review!
~Dean :}

reply by Gert sherwood on 19-Apr-2016

Hi Dean I just read very interesting reply.

You are welcome.

Gert

reply by the author on 19-Apr-2016

Thanks...

reply by Gert sherwood on 19-Apr-2016

Take care FS friend

reply by the author on 19-Apr-2016

U 2

reply by Gert sherwood on 19-Apr-2016

You are so nice Thank you Dean

You remind me o my son.
Gert

reply by the author on 19-Apr-2016

Haha...poor guy, LOL. ;)

reply by Gert sherwood on 19-Apr-2016

Come on Dean why did you say(Poor guy?)

Gert

reply by the author on 19-Apr-2016

Because I wouldn't wish anyone being like me on even my worst enemy, much less the son of a friend, like you.
That's why...

reply by Gert sherwood on 19-Apr-2016

Dean I don't know why you down your self
Don't we all have our horrible skeletons tightly locked in a closet? I know I do.

Gert

Gert

Comment from Aussie

Exceptional

You're a bad, bad boy. With a girlfriend like that, who needs strides (pants.) Loved reading your poem, a stroll along the forest path with a vixen cooling you're ardour. Only a mother could love her as a daughter-in-law! Keep on keeping on my dark, dreamy, dastardly Dean. Hee, Hee.

 Comment Written 18-Apr-2016

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reply by the author on 18-Apr-2016

Hahaha, thanks a bunch, Kay.
This poem is actually a dedicated tribute to the lovely and multi-talented, Gypsy Blue Rose. As you may or may not know, she is a HUGE horror fan, just like me. If I were to seek out the perfect woman, one just like her would be my first choice.
Thanks for the six stars, and the awesome review!
~Dean :}

reply by Aussie on 22-Apr-2016

We will have to form a quartet of horror/thriller readers, bet you have hundreds reading your work? Love, Kay.

reply by the author on 22-Apr-2016

Not hardly, Kay, I wish!
But, yeah, a quartet of horror writes sounds just fine by me. :)

reply by the author on 22-Apr-2016

Or, a quartet of horror readers too...whichever comes first... ;)

Comment from GWHARGIS

Excellent

Very tongue in cheek. I couldn't tell if I should be frightened or laughing. Every detail about her was repulsive yet he describes them with nothing but lust. Fun poem. Good imagery and nice rhyming scheme. Gretchen

 Comment Written 18-Apr-2016

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reply by the author on 18-Apr-2016

Do both, Gretchen...be very afraid and laugh, at the same time.
That would do my blackened heart so good, LOL.
Thanks for reading.
I appreciate it.
~Dean

Comment from fastdigits

Excellent

You have a way in producing these
escapades of tongue-in-cheek productions
that, I know was probably not your intent, but
the one of a kind comedic tales that
you tell keep me spellbound and laughing
throughout.
Well done

 Comment Written 18-Apr-2016

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reply by the author on 18-Apr-2016

Actually that was exactly my intent, 'digits, so thank you for acknowledging that the humor aspect came through for you.
It's dark humor, or black humor, if you prefer, but was intended as a dedication to a lovely lady and a dear sweet friend here who also has a deep affinity for the horror genre--FanStory's very lovely, and multi- talented Gypsy Blue Rose.
I deeply appreciate your comments.
~Dean

Comment from Rookette

Excellent

Haha! First I'm going to have Theory of a Deadman stuck in my head the rest of the day! "B*tch Came Back" was stuck in my head yesterday so why not switch it up a little bit :P

This made me laugh. I want to tell you my favorite part but I truly loved each verse. Just what I needed to help me finish out my Monday!! Thank you, my friend! :) xoLeslie

 Comment Written 18-Apr-2016

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reply by the author on 18-Apr-2016

Thank you for acknowledging that the humor aspect came through for you, Leslie
It's dark humor, or black humor, if you prefer, but this poem was intended as a dedication to a lovely, vivacious lady and a dear sweet friend here who also has a deep affinity for the horror genre--FanStory's very lovely and multi- talented Gypsy Blue Rose.
I deeply appreciate your comments.
~Dean

Comment from Louise Michelle

Excellent

LOL - this one cracked me up. I just had a strange thought, Dean. I wonder how you would react if a real life zombie gal wanted to be your girlfriend.

I think it's the sexual innuendo done in such a bizarre fashion that was a hoot. You are one of a kind! Hugs, Lou

 Comment Written 18-Apr-2016

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reply by the author on 18-Apr-2016

Being a "hoot" is a good thing, Lou.
Being one of a kind could go either way, but I'll choose the good way if it's all the same to you, heh-heh
Thank you for reading my tribute to a very lovely and vivacious lady here who also has a deep affinity for the horror genre--FanStory's very lovely, and multi- talented Gypsy Blue Rose.
I deeply appreciate your comments.
~Dean ;}

Comment from Jannypan (Jan)

Excellent

Dean,
Your poem has good flow of lines, great rhyme, and presentation. I had to laugh, well, because it is funny. You seem to be enjoying giving the readers something that has truth to it, but you then turn around with a funny comeback. Good job and thanks for sharing.

 Comment Written 18-Apr-2016

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reply by the author on 18-Apr-2016

Thanks for checking it out, Jan.
I do appreciate it. :)

Comment from I am Cat

Excellent

lol, I had to laugh at this:

She smells strangely of formaldehyde
yet, when she's near--right at my side,
she gets precocious at scary movies.
She smells atrocious--I think she's groovy.

formaldehyde... well, it makes the nails grow strangely long, doesn't it? lol ;)
well done, Dean, as always, and it left me smiling. ;)
Cat

 Comment Written 18-Apr-2016

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reply by the author on 18-Apr-2016

Thanks, Cat, I'm happy to hear it as that was my intention for writing this in the first place; to hopefully make people laugh.
heaven knows many of us don't get a chance to do it too often these days...
Much obliged.~Dean :)

reply by I am Cat on 18-Apr-2016

so true. ;)