The Best He's Ever Had
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Comment from BethShelby
Scott just gave Shannon a reputation she isn't likely to live down for a while. Scott strikes agan. LOL I'm surprised that Sarah didn't go ahead and pick that big tomato before the raccoon got it and let it ripen in her kitchen. If he made up that story to discourage Sarah, it will probably come true. Raccoons love to pull tomatoes off the vine.
reply by the author on 29-Jul-2021
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Scott just gave Shannon a reputation she isn't likely to live down for a while. Scott strikes agan. LOL I'm surprised that Sarah didn't go ahead and pick that big tomato before the raccoon got it and let it ripen in her kitchen. If he made up that story to discourage Sarah, it will probably come true. Raccoons love to pull tomatoes off the vine.
Comment Written 29-Jul-2021
reply by the author on 29-Jul-2021
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Thanks. Never a dull moment with him. As with all my humor fiction, inspired by truth!
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I've got readjust my mental image of you. You look so different in this new picture. Looks good. Just different.
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I remember I had to do same when you changed yours!
Comment from royowen
How naughty is that? It's funny how the best laid plans can work out, and indeed some of the best writings also that we've written also. Heh heh, don't you just love it, well done Liz, blessings Roy
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How naughty is that? It's funny how the best laid plans can work out, and indeed some of the best writings also that we've written also. Heh heh, don't you just love it, well done Liz, blessings Roy
Comment Written 29-Jul-2021
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Thanks. Never a dull moment with him. As with all my humor fiction, inspired by truth!
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Well done
Comment from barbara.wilkey
LOL The sign Scott put up was just wrong, but funny. We have numerous overweight racoon in our neighborhood that like to examine our trash. I can see one helping themselves. Once again thank you for sharing this
wonderful story.
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LOL The sign Scott put up was just wrong, but funny. We have numerous overweight racoon in our neighborhood that like to examine our trash. I can see one helping themselves. Once again thank you for sharing this
wonderful story.
Comment Written 29-Jul-2021
reply by the author on 29-Jul-2021
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Thanks. Never a dull moment with him. As with all my humor fiction, inspired by truth!
Comment from Mary Vigasin
I think I will be laughing about this for hours.
Very funny and clever and just perfect delivery of the punchline.
Thank for the laugh.
Regards
Mary
reply by the author on 29-Jul-2021
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I think I will be laughing about this for hours.
Very funny and clever and just perfect delivery of the punchline.
Thank for the laugh.
Regards
Mary
Comment Written 29-Jul-2021
reply by the author on 29-Jul-2021
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Thanks. Never a dull moment with him. As with all my humor fiction, inspired by truth!
Comment from Susan Newell
Well you certainly gave me a buncha chuckles. The construction crew, Shannon and the poster are very creative, and I don't imagine Sarah will want tomatoes that have been pawed over, and maybe peed on, by a raccoon.
hank off a hunk, -- hack?
reply by the author on 29-Jul-2021
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Well you certainly gave me a buncha chuckles. The construction crew, Shannon and the poster are very creative, and I don't imagine Sarah will want tomatoes that have been pawed over, and maybe peed on, by a raccoon.
hank off a hunk, -- hack?
Comment Written 29-Jul-2021
reply by the author on 29-Jul-2021
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Thanks--the fix is in.
Thanks. Never a dull moment with him. As with all my humor fiction, inspired by truth!
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Welcome. I think all fiction has elements of real happenings.
Comment from karenina
Geez! What a WAY with WORDS! Only Scott, I fear, would have this unfortunate (but very funny) scene play out! Never quite sure where you inflated with your trademark humor what is almost always a true story...
either way, love the way this reads...
My brain is addled (by legal drugs I hasten to add!)--so I did not quite catch who Shannon was in relation to Sarah--I may need an little help with that, in your reply...
Either way, funny stuff! What's not to love?
(Except Raccoons--who are cute but a pain in the bushy tail)
Karenina
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reply by the author on 29-Jul-2021
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Geez! What a WAY with WORDS! Only Scott, I fear, would have this unfortunate (but very funny) scene play out! Never quite sure where you inflated with your trademark humor what is almost always a true story...
either way, love the way this reads...
My brain is addled (by legal drugs I hasten to add!)--so I did not quite catch who Shannon was in relation to Sarah--I may need an little help with that, in your reply...
Either way, funny stuff! What's not to love?
(Except Raccoons--who are cute but a pain in the bushy tail)
Karenina
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Comment Written 29-Jul-2021
reply by the author on 29-Jul-2021
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Thanks. Never a dull moment with him. As with all my humor fiction, inspired by truth! Shannon is one of the construction crew working nearby.
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Got it! Shannon/Construction...
(It's this Vicodin/ makes me dumber than usual!)
Wink--Karenina
Comment from Jay Squires
a thank-you for letting the crew stash their lunches all these months during bridge construction out back. [Sorry ... and the reason for his getting the banana bread's not even important, but I don't understand where he was letting them stash their lunches. In his fridge?
Ahahahaha! But the fact that Shannon gave him the dessert WAS important! That's a funny story!
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a thank-you for letting the crew stash their lunches all these months during bridge construction out back. [Sorry ... and the reason for his getting the banana bread's not even important, but I don't understand where he was letting them stash their lunches. In his fridge?
Ahahahaha! But the fact that Shannon gave him the dessert WAS important! That's a funny story!
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Comment Written 29-Jul-2021
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Yes--in his fridge! Thanks!