Be Ugly No More
Another miracle cream testimonial.40 total reviews
Comment from Debra White
Hi Sally :)
This is so tongue in cheek. I really enjoyed it.
I can't believe the shonky products that are marketed these days - and people actually do fall for it, and there's always a catch!
I love how the presenter needs a make up artist to make her presentable for the tv.... isn't 'Be Ugly No More' working for her?! Too funny.
Well written, Sal. You tickled my funny bone.
Best wishes as always, Debra :)
reply by the author on 06-Oct-2019
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Hi Sally :)
This is so tongue in cheek. I really enjoyed it.
I can't believe the shonky products that are marketed these days - and people actually do fall for it, and there's always a catch!
I love how the presenter needs a make up artist to make her presentable for the tv.... isn't 'Be Ugly No More' working for her?! Too funny.
Well written, Sal. You tickled my funny bone.
Best wishes as always, Debra :)
Comment Written 04-Oct-2019
reply by the author on 06-Oct-2019
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Thank you for the excellent review and kind comments. I?m so pleased you?re enjoying this. Sending my best today as always dear Debra. Sally xo
Comment from patcelaw
At 102 I am sure Sally is not ugly by any stretch of the imagination. I think that people who have achieved such a tender age are always beautiful.
Patricia
reply by the author on 06-Oct-2019
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At 102 I am sure Sally is not ugly by any stretch of the imagination. I think that people who have achieved such a tender age are always beautiful.
Patricia
Comment Written 04-Oct-2019
reply by the author on 06-Oct-2019
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Thank you very much for the excellent review and kind words. I?m so glad you enjoyed it. Sending my best today as always, Sally xo
Comment from Robert Zimmerman
Hi Sally. That is an amazing picture to me. So much for that. That is a very funny story. The application instructions are very interesting. "...thinking happy thoughts while looking due east as you hopped on one foot?" Those are tough instructions. There are lots of funny lines and I liked it a lot. As a side, I used to do business with a company called "Burt's Bees" in NC. They make beauty and skin care products. Z
reply by the author on 05-Oct-2019
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Hi Sally. That is an amazing picture to me. So much for that. That is a very funny story. The application instructions are very interesting. "...thinking happy thoughts while looking due east as you hopped on one foot?" Those are tough instructions. There are lots of funny lines and I liked it a lot. As a side, I used to do business with a company called "Burt's Bees" in NC. They make beauty and skin care products. Z
Comment Written 04-Oct-2019
reply by the author on 05-Oct-2019
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Thank you very much, Z. I?m so glad you enjoyed my satire. The outstanding review and six stars mean the world to me.
Sending you my best today as always,
Sally xo
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Hello Sally. I really like that story. My best to you. Z
Comment from Heather Knight
The name you've chosen for the beauty product is hilarious.
This sentence cracked me up :"When you applied the miracle cream, were you thinking happy thoughts while looking due east as you hopped on one foot?"
Thanks for sharing.
reply by the author on 07-Oct-2019
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The name you've chosen for the beauty product is hilarious.
This sentence cracked me up :"When you applied the miracle cream, were you thinking happy thoughts while looking due east as you hopped on one foot?"
Thanks for sharing.
Comment Written 04-Oct-2019
reply by the author on 07-Oct-2019
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Dear Maria, thank you. I am truly honored by the wonderful review and gracious six star rating. It means the world to me.
Sending you my best today as always,
Sally Law xoxo
Comment from Dolly'sPoems
This is hilarious Sally and I have been fooled into buying a few miracle products that have never worked like botox works! He he he, but 102 and still using these creams! I expect if I ever reach such an age, which is highly unlikely, I will still be wearing lipstick! Much enjoyed, love Dolly x
reply by the author on 06-Oct-2019
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This is hilarious Sally and I have been fooled into buying a few miracle products that have never worked like botox works! He he he, but 102 and still using these creams! I expect if I ever reach such an age, which is highly unlikely, I will still be wearing lipstick! Much enjoyed, love Dolly x
Comment Written 04-Oct-2019
reply by the author on 06-Oct-2019
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Thank you so much for the excellent review and kind comments to Dolly. I haven?t tried Botox but I have relatives who have. I have tried these creams, I hate to confess. Sending my best today as always, Sally xo
Comment from tfawcus
This Bee-Ugly-No-More miracle cream seems to be a bit of a sting, despite the infomercial hostess waxing so lyrical about it. An amusing take-off of the highly staged product commercials that fill the airways in the wee small hours.
reply by the author on 06-Oct-2019
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This Bee-Ugly-No-More miracle cream seems to be a bit of a sting, despite the infomercial hostess waxing so lyrical about it. An amusing take-off of the highly staged product commercials that fill the airways in the wee small hours.
Comment Written 04-Oct-2019
reply by the author on 06-Oct-2019
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Hello Tony, thank you so much for the excellent review and kind comments. I?m so glad you enjoyed my satire. I?m sending you my best today as always, Sally xo
Comment from Katherine M. (k-11)
This was a very pleasant read. It brought back so many memories of these terrible TV shopping experiences over the years that have made me so miserable with no satisfactory comeback. Thank you so much for writing this for me :)
reply by the author on 06-Oct-2019
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This was a very pleasant read. It brought back so many memories of these terrible TV shopping experiences over the years that have made me so miserable with no satisfactory comeback. Thank you so much for writing this for me :)
Comment Written 04-Oct-2019
reply by the author on 06-Oct-2019
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Thank you very much for the excellent review and kind words. I?m so glad you enjoyed my satire on the subject in beauty and aging. Sending along my best today as well, Sally xo
Comment from Sylvia Page
The miracle cream didn't work for the 102-year-old! This is a typical sales pitch for a product that will only sell to gullible people with no common sense. You did a great job with this story.
Sylvia
reply by the author on 07-Oct-2019
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The miracle cream didn't work for the 102-year-old! This is a typical sales pitch for a product that will only sell to gullible people with no common sense. You did a great job with this story.
Sylvia
Comment Written 04-Oct-2019
reply by the author on 07-Oct-2019
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Than you, my dear,Sylvia. I?m so pleased you enjoyed my satire. I do love to make fun of my addiction to beauty products. I am deeply honored by the generous six stars and outstanding marks. Thank you, again.
Sending you my best today as always,
Sally xo
Comment from poetwatch
Bee-u-ti-ful if I can say that, Sally. :) Your story is in fact a fact for salesladies do like to promote the impossible for the audience. A sale in hand is money in the bank. :) Good story from beginning to end cause that 102 lady got more cream and she didn't have to hop to get it. :)
reply by the author on 06-Oct-2019
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Bee-u-ti-ful if I can say that, Sally. :) Your story is in fact a fact for salesladies do like to promote the impossible for the audience. A sale in hand is money in the bank. :) Good story from beginning to end cause that 102 lady got more cream and she didn't have to hop to get it. :)
Comment Written 04-Oct-2019
reply by the author on 06-Oct-2019
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Well you?re a married man you know what it?s like when your wife wants to purchase the things online and then ends up just pointed. Thanks so much for the excellent review. Sending you my best today as well, Sally xo
Comment from Phyllis Stewart
LOL! This is hilarious. I'd love to have a cream that could make an 102-year old woman look younger... maybe as young as 99! LOL! You did a terrific job on this. I love the message on the bottom of the jar! :)
reply by the author on 07-Oct-2019
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LOL! This is hilarious. I'd love to have a cream that could make an 102-year old woman look younger... maybe as young as 99! LOL! You did a terrific job on this. I love the message on the bottom of the jar! :)
Comment Written 04-Oct-2019
reply by the author on 07-Oct-2019
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Dear Phyllis, thank you! I?m pleased you had a good laugh and enjoyed my (almost) true story of beauty product addiction. I am honored by the six stars and outstanding rating. It is so appreciated.
Sending you my best today as always,
Sally xo
