Comment from Dawn Munro

Excellent

Hahahahahaha!!! Oh dear, girlfriend's near. Is that a blood smear? This is great, and I love the Freddy Kruger music (?) though I'm waiting for it to finish because this video looks enticing too. Terrific cadence to this poem, and wonderful rhyme - the whole package!

 Comment Written 18-Apr-2016

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reply by the author on 18-Apr-2016

Thanks, Dawn. :)

The music is from the Halloween movie soundtrack, so that would be Michael Myers, not dear old Fried Freddy...
I appreciate your comments.
~Dean

reply by Dawn Munro on 18-Apr-2016

OH! :) Okay. I knew it was one of those! LOL. You're welcome, of course.

reply by the author on 18-Apr-2016

Comment from Ulla

Exceptional

Hi Dean, this certainly deserves one of my six. You do have a dirty mind, ups maybe it's mine that is wandering in that direction. he he. The poem is hilarious and I love the picture that goes with it. All the best. Ulla:))

 Comment Written 18-Apr-2016

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reply by the author on 18-Apr-2016

Thanks for the awesome review and sixer, Ulla.
I'm really glad you enjoyed this one!
~Dean :)

Comment from Gypsy Blue Rose

Exceptional

Good evening, Dean. Your new posting announcement came to my inbox and you can't imagine how *pleasantly* surprised I was to find your dedication for this triple-gem~ horror, humor, erotica~ what else can a true horror chick want?

So many things I like about this poem....

-starting with the dedication ...LOL...

-Halloween (Original) Theme Music

-Stunning, in a cute raunchy way, presentation. I wouldn't expect any less from you.

-The Poem... LMAO... It's freaking awesome! I love it.

Your girlfiend is a bad, bad, stinky girl, for sure. She is my type of fiend. We could be best buddies. Do you think she has one already? Tell her that I will be willing to put up with her putrid smell and weird habits if she will put up listening to my endless recital of free verse, erotica, and haiku. LOL Do you think she'll go for it?

-To top it all off, the video of Theory of a Deadman is awesome! What a cool song. At the end, is that one of the guys' girlfriend pretending to be a stripper? I bet her boyfriend was pleasantly surprised. I guess, for some women, that is the only way to get their man's attention . Never would happen to me, of course.

Well done, Dean, this one is a keeper.

*Gypsy Hugs*

 Comment Written 18-Apr-2016

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reply by the author on 18-Apr-2016

Thanks for the awesome review and those shiny six stars, Gypsy, darlin'.
I'm really glad you enjoyed this one!
~Dean :)

reply by Gypsy Blue Rose on 18-Apr-2016

Sure, what is not to like. It's a riot. Whoever is the dumb blond you write about is a total clueless chick. She deserves what she gets.

Comment from danpald

Excellent

Great picture for the poem
That itself sets the tone
What a delight to find just right
This beautiful dream of a lovely night

I like the poem in all the flow
The way it leads one to know
The reference to literature does touch
The mind to look for rings and such

So the Dukes of Hazard makes one gruel
While the mask does lunch an attack
Better to slime the way along
Seeking My Precious ring so long

Along the path does the poem ride
Finding new visions of love to vibe
For the poem does give new life
With love to hold the pointed bite

 Comment Written 18-Apr-2016

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reply by the author on 18-Apr-2016

Thanks, Dan...

Comment from Cass Carlton

Excellent

I thought you said the "Cyber Slut" was a one off. Yeah and I'm the Blue Fairy!! You've found another way to play your morbid little games, and now you're off on a weird trip down Lovers Lane. Have fun Dean darling. find lots of "playmates" Someone to get their teeth into you. Cheers Cass

 Comment Written 18-Apr-2016

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reply by the author on 18-Apr-2016

Thanks for the comments, Cass.
Glad ya like it.
~Dean

Comment from royowen

Excellent

Hmmm, I'm not sure about this Dean, have you prayed about this? Very clever innuendo but there's no doubting what's it's about, or inferred my friend, it's all about what's on the mind, blessings, Roy

 Comment Written 18-Apr-2016

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reply by the author on 18-Apr-2016

Thanks for the comments, Roy.
Glad ya like it.
Well...maybe "liked" was too strong a word...ya think?
~Dean

Comment from DR DIP

Exceptional

One of your best deano if i could give a 7 I would You certainly have a way with words dick and the photo is to die for!. thanks for sharing and sparing me

dip

 Comment Written 18-Apr-2016

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reply by the author on 18-Apr-2016

Thanks for the comments and all those shiny stars, Doc.
Glad ya like it, mate.
~Deano ;)

Comment from ~Dovey

Excellent

Hi Dean!

That's a great song by Theory of a Deadman. There were here in concert a couple years back. Catchy beat. Your poem is quite amusing. Girlfiend is a great play on words. Fact or fiction, this was an amusing piece.

Great job!

Kim

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 Comment Written 18-Apr-2016

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reply by the author on 18-Apr-2016

Thanks for the comments, Kim.
Glad ya like it.
~Dean

Comment from Barb Hensongispsaca

Exceptional

Had to do it.
A sixfor the horrer ggirlfriend.
Absolutely wonderful. Love the sexual suggestions but watch the teeth...lol

 Comment Written 18-Apr-2016

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reply by the author on 18-Apr-2016

Thanks for the comments and all those shiny stars, Barb.
Glad ya like it.
~Dean ;)

Comment from Sis Cat

Excellent

This is a fun horror film chick poem. It is creative and acknowledges many of the films that inspire her and many people. This is an over the top parody. It is well-rhymed, vivid, and naughty. I enjoyed this poem. Thank you for scaring.

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 Comment Written 18-Apr-2016

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reply by the author on 18-Apr-2016

Thanks for checking the poem out, Andre. It's always a pleasure to have you drop by.
All my best...
~Dean :}