Be Ugly No More
Another miracle cream testimonial.40 total reviews
Comment from Irish Rain
I just loved this!!
She said exactly what we'd all like
to say!!
Funny, and so true-to-life!!
Especially the small print that nobody
can ever read!
Wonderful!
Blessings...
reply by the author on 06-Oct-2019
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I just loved this!!
She said exactly what we'd all like
to say!!
Funny, and so true-to-life!!
Especially the small print that nobody
can ever read!
Wonderful!
Blessings...
Comment Written 04-Oct-2019
reply by the author on 06-Oct-2019
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What? You don?t think I?m really 102? Now now that cream may be working out after all. Thanks so much for the excellent review and for stopping by today. Sally xo
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Ha ha...have a great week!!
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You, too! Xo
Comment from Roxanna Andrews
This is really funny and so true. All these creams promise to take 10 years off, but if you are 102, what good is 10 years? =} Sometimes getting ones money back does require hopping on one foot. =} Maybe I should have done that when using my cream. Maybe that's why I don't look 10rs younger. ={ Rox
reply by the author on 07-Oct-2019
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This is really funny and so true. All these creams promise to take 10 years off, but if you are 102, what good is 10 years? =} Sometimes getting ones money back does require hopping on one foot. =} Maybe I should have done that when using my cream. Maybe that's why I don't look 10rs younger. ={ Rox
Comment Written 04-Oct-2019
reply by the author on 07-Oct-2019
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Thank you so much, Rox. I,appreciate your review and laugh along with me. It is so appreciated.
Sending you my best today as always,
Sally xo
Comment from Susan Morritt
Pretty funny. You have picked a topic that I'm sure a lot of women around the world can identify with, and ran with it. I especially loved the line, "were you thinking happy thoughts" in regards to applying the cream. Good job!
Susan
reply by the author on 07-Oct-2019
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Pretty funny. You have picked a topic that I'm sure a lot of women around the world can identify with, and ran with it. I especially loved the line, "were you thinking happy thoughts" in regards to applying the cream. Good job!
Susan
Comment Written 04-Oct-2019
reply by the author on 07-Oct-2019
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Thank you so much for the excellent review and kind compliments. I?m glad you were able to laugh with me on this one. Happy thoughts, dear Susan!
Sending you my best today as always,
Sally xo
Comment from PoemsOfDD
Sally, this was a fun read. Cleverly written and kept up pace to the end.
Just a tiny typo, as shown in ( ).
".... smallest lettering l've eve(r) seen;..."
An enjoyable and entertaining read. ~DD
reply by the author on 07-Oct-2019
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Sally, this was a fun read. Cleverly written and kept up pace to the end.
Just a tiny typo, as shown in ( ).
".... smallest lettering l've eve(r) seen;..."
An enjoyable and entertaining read. ~DD
Comment Written 04-Oct-2019
reply by the author on 07-Oct-2019
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Thank you, dear DD. I caught the typo thanks to you. I?m glad you enjoyed this and for thanks again for laughing along with me.
Sending you my best today as always,
Sally xo
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Any time Sally :-). Warm hugs to you. ~DDxx
Comment from Jannypan (Jan)
YES! You got those rip-off infomercials pegged perfectly, Sally. I enjoyed reading your post and agree with you 100%. Your lines flow smoothly. You were super to stand by your results even though the merchandiser faked your response for the sake of ratings, and product endorsement. Thanks for sharing. Respectfully with Love, Jan.
reply by the author on 07-Oct-2019
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YES! You got those rip-off infomercials pegged perfectly, Sally. I enjoyed reading your post and agree with you 100%. Your lines flow smoothly. You were super to stand by your results even though the merchandiser faked your response for the sake of ratings, and product endorsement. Thanks for sharing. Respectfully with Love, Jan.
Comment Written 04-Oct-2019
reply by the author on 07-Oct-2019
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Thank you, dear Jan. If I made you laugh, my work is complete. Sending you my best today as always,
Sally xo
Comment from Iza Deleanu
Oh My God I laugh so hard reading this piece - Ugly-No-More:) what's next Dumb-Not-To-Be. The atmosphere and the audience is so crazed about the promised to be beauty, that it just make me think of how stupid sometimes we can be letting us be fooled for a little cash and attention on TV. Thank you for sharing and good luck with your writing.
reply by the author on 08-Oct-2019
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Oh My God I laugh so hard reading this piece - Ugly-No-More:) what's next Dumb-Not-To-Be. The atmosphere and the audience is so crazed about the promised to be beauty, that it just make me think of how stupid sometimes we can be letting us be fooled for a little cash and attention on TV. Thank you for sharing and good luck with your writing.
Comment Written 04-Oct-2019
reply by the author on 08-Oct-2019
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Thank you so much for the excellent review and for laughing along with me on this one, Iza. I had a good time with it too. Sending you my best today as always, Sally xo
Comment from Alex Rosel
I enjoyed reading this a lot. It's an easy and entertaining piece {smiles}.
Yes, I purchased the Bee-Ugly-Some-More . . . -- Ha, ha! This gave me a chuckle {smiles}.
I'm not sure about the "shave decades off your appearance", though. Shave implies cutting a thin slice, I'm not sure that combines well with losing "decades". Just a thought...
All the best,
Alex.
reply by the author on 08-Oct-2019
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I enjoyed reading this a lot. It's an easy and entertaining piece {smiles}.
Yes, I purchased the Bee-Ugly-Some-More . . . -- Ha, ha! This gave me a chuckle {smiles}.
I'm not sure about the "shave decades off your appearance", though. Shave implies cutting a thin slice, I'm not sure that combines well with losing "decades". Just a thought...
All the best,
Alex.
Comment Written 04-Oct-2019
reply by the author on 08-Oct-2019
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Thank you so much for the excellent review and kind remarks, dear Alex. I appreciate your critique as well it won?t take that into consideration as I always do. Your helpfulness is always so appreciated. Sending you my best today as always, Sally xo
Comment from Debbie Pope
Oh, Sally, thank you for your wonderful sense of humor. Sally from Georgia may be my favorite character yet. Please have her trying other products and calling in to complain. I particularly enjoyed her description of the directions. I had to get a magnifying glass to use with my magnifying readers just to see how many aleve to take last night. They are not directions if you can't read them.
Have a blessed day, Sally. You have improved mine.
reply by the author on 08-Oct-2019
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Oh, Sally, thank you for your wonderful sense of humor. Sally from Georgia may be my favorite character yet. Please have her trying other products and calling in to complain. I particularly enjoyed her description of the directions. I had to get a magnifying glass to use with my magnifying readers just to see how many aleve to take last night. They are not directions if you can't read them.
Have a blessed day, Sally. You have improved mine.
Comment Written 04-Oct-2019
reply by the author on 08-Oct-2019
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Thank you very much for the excellent review and kind remarks. I?m so glad you enjoyed my satire, because I love nothing more than to make fun of myself and my addiction to beauty products. Sending you my best today as always, Sally xo
Comment from Susan Larson
This is absolutely hilarious in and of itself, but on a personal note, I live in Georgia. At my first book signing in an antique mall, one of the vendors, named Sally, was also a beauty consultant and did a free makeover on me. New hairdo, different color lipstick and blush and then she even picked out a new outfit, more updated than the Southern belle dress and hat I was wearing. For my next signing I will Bee-Ugly-No-More ; )
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reply by the author on 04-Oct-2019
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This is absolutely hilarious in and of itself, but on a personal note, I live in Georgia. At my first book signing in an antique mall, one of the vendors, named Sally, was also a beauty consultant and did a free makeover on me. New hairdo, different color lipstick and blush and then she even picked out a new outfit, more updated than the Southern belle dress and hat I was wearing. For my next signing I will Bee-Ugly-No-More ; )
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Comment Written 04-Oct-2019
reply by the author on 04-Oct-2019
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I?m really from Georgia although I love in Florida now. Roswell/Canton area. I lived in both. I attended Roswell Elementary School the longest. I was moved around a lot because my parents had a troubled marriage. I?m so pleased you enjoyed this and look forward to your new profile update. ,+)
Sal xo
Comment from Susanjohn
OMGOODNESS SALLY!! hahaha this is sooooo true!!! and funny and we all do this! ( women, I can't speak for the guys) And yet, we keep on buying these "miracle" products. Your little story made me laugh! So well done :-)
reply by the author on 07-Oct-2019
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OMGOODNESS SALLY!! hahaha this is sooooo true!!! and funny and we all do this! ( women, I can't speak for the guys) And yet, we keep on buying these "miracle" products. Your little story made me laugh! So well done :-)
Comment Written 04-Oct-2019
reply by the author on 07-Oct-2019
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Thank you so much for the marvelous review and six star shower! I?m glad you enjoyed my satire dedicated to my addiction to beauty products. If I made you laugh, my work here is complete.
Sending you my best today as always, dear Susan,
Sally Law xoxo
