My Date With Rosie Perez
A Short Story31 total reviews
Comment from Barb Hensongispsaca
OMG I had to give this a six. Content and continuous humor and determination got the best of me. I laughed and cried at the same time. Flowed on and on and on. Thank you for sharing and making my day.
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OMG I had to give this a six. Content and continuous humor and determination got the best of me. I laughed and cried at the same time. Flowed on and on and on. Thank you for sharing and making my day.
Comment Written 27-Sep-2014
Comment from Darkhorse555
i started laughing mikey no word of a lie when i read the part about stink weed though it so funny beautifully penned as always pal
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i started laughing mikey no word of a lie when i read the part about stink weed though it so funny beautifully penned as always pal
Comment Written 27-Sep-2014
Comment from ProjectBluebook
Wow, you get a six, just for the picture!!! You made my day, just by sending this picture. This was a thousand laughs. You sounded like a Rosie Perez stalker, not Richard Ramirez, the Night Stalker. Funny, lots of humor played here. the tattoos were a treat, and the Staph infection. Would be a nightmare! The sex change was good too. Well penned... the character is obviously delusional, but if you are gonna be a stalker, she is one I would choose. Exceedingly funny... wackydo
reply by the author on 27-Sep-2014
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Wow, you get a six, just for the picture!!! You made my day, just by sending this picture. This was a thousand laughs. You sounded like a Rosie Perez stalker, not Richard Ramirez, the Night Stalker. Funny, lots of humor played here. the tattoos were a treat, and the Staph infection. Would be a nightmare! The sex change was good too. Well penned... the character is obviously delusional, but if you are gonna be a stalker, she is one I would choose. Exceedingly funny... wackydo
Comment Written 27-Sep-2014
reply by the author on 27-Sep-2014
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I wish this wasn't quite so close to the truth. Hahaha. She's just lucky that I'm lazy. Glad you liked it. I wasn't sure if I should post something so nuts, but people liked it. So, the gloves are off. Thank you for all the stars. :))) mikey
Comment from granny goes viral
You are one sick dude. I like that about a man. This is so funny. You must have been laughing your old ass off writing this. 'Cause I was laughing my old ass reading it. Oh I was reading it while Colbert Report was on.
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You are one sick dude. I like that about a man. This is so funny. You must have been laughing your old ass off writing this. 'Cause I was laughing my old ass reading it. Oh I was reading it while Colbert Report was on.
Comment Written 26-Sep-2014
Comment from Muffins
The madness, the conceit, the dark humor drooling from this character's lips projects a sand in the head confidence that's qualifies for a straight jacket.
The letters are meaty enough to portray a celebrity's worse nightmare. And, by the way, there is no way Rosie's people would let her answer back;that's a clear sign of asking for it. This story is a bizarre adventure.
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The madness, the conceit, the dark humor drooling from this character's lips projects a sand in the head confidence that's qualifies for a straight jacket.
The letters are meaty enough to portray a celebrity's worse nightmare. And, by the way, there is no way Rosie's people would let her answer back;that's a clear sign of asking for it. This story is a bizarre adventure.
Comment Written 25-Sep-2014
Comment from Sasha
This is absolutely hysterical! I loved it. But, in all honesty if I ever received letters like these I'd immediately hire a bodyguard and one that carried an ooze. Terrific and extremely original entry for this contest. I sincerely wish you all the best. Please, no more tattoos.
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This is absolutely hysterical! I loved it. But, in all honesty if I ever received letters like these I'd immediately hire a bodyguard and one that carried an ooze. Terrific and extremely original entry for this contest. I sincerely wish you all the best. Please, no more tattoos.
Comment Written 25-Sep-2014
Comment from GeraldS
This is not as you think "a little crazy." This is a lot crazy. Thank goodness it's fiction.
For some reason this story reminds me of an anecdote involving Mark Gastineau who used to play football for the NY Jets. When he was dating Brigitte Nielsen, he had her name tattooed on his ass and supposedly she had his name on hers. Anyway, the story goes that one day as he entered the showers, all the players already in there had the name "Brigitte" written across their asses in ballpoint ink in a way that strongly resembled Mark's actual tattoo. Surprise! Surprise!
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This is not as you think "a little crazy." This is a lot crazy. Thank goodness it's fiction.
For some reason this story reminds me of an anecdote involving Mark Gastineau who used to play football for the NY Jets. When he was dating Brigitte Nielsen, he had her name tattooed on his ass and supposedly she had his name on hers. Anyway, the story goes that one day as he entered the showers, all the players already in there had the name "Brigitte" written across their asses in ballpoint ink in a way that strongly resembled Mark's actual tattoo. Surprise! Surprise!
Comment Written 25-Sep-2014
Comment from sweetwoodjax
this is a cute write, Michael, you did an excellent job writing this story about the adoring fan and the unavailable rosie perez. I enjoyed reading it, made me smile.
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this is a cute write, Michael, you did an excellent job writing this story about the adoring fan and the unavailable rosie perez. I enjoyed reading it, made me smile.
Comment Written 25-Sep-2014
Comment from adewpearl
matter's more - drop the apostrophe
I still remember that opening scene of Do the Right Thing - that girl can dance :-) Now I watch her as a co-host of the View. LOL
the receptionist at the proctologist's office - that is funny LOL
The stalker letter is hysterical :-)
The second letter and response is even better
Yep, the guy is desperate!! LOL Brooke
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matter's more - drop the apostrophe
I still remember that opening scene of Do the Right Thing - that girl can dance :-) Now I watch her as a co-host of the View. LOL
the receptionist at the proctologist's office - that is funny LOL
The stalker letter is hysterical :-)
The second letter and response is even better
Yep, the guy is desperate!! LOL Brooke
Comment Written 25-Sep-2014
Comment from LIJ Red
I saw a story much like this someplace and it didn't lodge
in my memory. I think this is better. My "Shorty" tattoo
(unfurled, it said "Shorty's Bar and Grill, Chattanooga,
Tennessee-See Rock City.") didn't infect. Excellent.
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I saw a story much like this someplace and it didn't lodge
in my memory. I think this is better. My "Shorty" tattoo
(unfurled, it said "Shorty's Bar and Grill, Chattanooga,
Tennessee-See Rock City.") didn't infect. Excellent.
Comment Written 25-Sep-2014