Comment from DR DIP

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wow Deano you little devil you! Inciting a riot? really? Tame compared to how they incite them these days hey

well you certainly have me intrigued about the two right statements and the one wrong statement I know number three is definitely true but I didn't know you were a fundamentalist mormon! lol

Thanks for sharing some interesting facts about your life.

dip

 Comment Written 07-Jan-2019

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reply by the author on 07-Jan-2019

Hahaha, no Mormons here, dipster, fundamentalist or otherwise, lol.
I lied about question number 3. I only have 5 kids, not 8.
But, good grief, ain't five enough, mate, heh-heh?
Thanks for readin', cob.

Comment from BeasPeas

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Hi Dean. Now you know why I'm vegetarian. We never know what processed food contains. I'll go with 3 (b) only because I don't think you have 8 kids. Marilyn

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 Comment Written 07-Jan-2019

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reply by the author on 07-Jan-2019

You're absolutely right, Marilyn.
I have only five children ("only five", he says with a wry grin)--4 sons and one daughter, my youngest.
Thanks for checkin' this out!
~Dean

Comment from Phyllis Stewart

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In question three, #1 sounds like something you would do. And #3 is not something you would invent, since for many, many people it's true. So I'll guess you misstated the numbers or genders of your children in #2.

When I was in college, some friends and I did something similar but even worse, with a sign we put in the laundromat window. It stayed there for a day and a half before the uppity, racist woman it was meant to poke fun at heard about it and had it removed. I can't tell you what it said, because the PC Police would send drones to take me out. It was fun, though. :)

So you were a football player. Never tried for the big leagues? Sounds like you were really good.

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 Comment Written 07-Jan-2019

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reply by the author on 07-Jan-2019

I opted to enlist in the Marine Corps rather than go to college, Phyllis. Besides, I never wanted to be an athlete. My dream was to become a popular author of horror and suspense stories like Stephen King or E.A. Poe.
You see how well that panned out, heh-heh.
And you're right, I only have five children--four sons and one daughter--not eight.
I can just imagine what that sign said.
No further descriptions are necessary, lol.
Thanks very much for reading.
~Dean

reply by Phyllis Stewart on 07-Jan-2019

It was an invitation to a party at her house. One of the many details was "Bring your own ripple."

She really was a racist, as well as a bitch, so we thought she deserved it.

reply by the author on 07-Jan-2019

I'm sure she did, Phyllis.
I've no use whatsoever for racists, regardless of the color of their skin.