The Best He's Ever Had
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Comment from Mary Kay Bonfante
I would love to have a piece of that banana bread, and I guess you would, too... wow! But it's all gone, with great fanfare, and a somewhat scandalous announcement that followed. Poor Shannon -- no good deed goes unpunished!
I didn't really understand the connection to the image, except that it had a tomato in it, but it was cute.
Scott seems to give you and your neighbors plenty of excitement!
reply by the author on 04-Aug-2021
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I would love to have a piece of that banana bread, and I guess you would, too... wow! But it's all gone, with great fanfare, and a somewhat scandalous announcement that followed. Poor Shannon -- no good deed goes unpunished!
I didn't really understand the connection to the image, except that it had a tomato in it, but it was cute.
Scott seems to give you and your neighbors plenty of excitement!
Comment Written 02-Aug-2021
reply by the author on 04-Aug-2021
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Never a dull moment with him. As with all my humor fiction, inspired by truth!
Yesterday, I got to try the banana bread--the best I've ever had--thanks to chocolate chips!
Comment from Teri7
Elizabeth, This is just too cute and too funny. This is worth six stars for the big laugh I got at bedtime! lol You used very good descriptive words and very cute imagery. Thank you for sharing. love and blessings, Teri
reply by the author on 04-Aug-2021
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Elizabeth, This is just too cute and too funny. This is worth six stars for the big laugh I got at bedtime! lol You used very good descriptive words and very cute imagery. Thank you for sharing. love and blessings, Teri
Comment Written 01-Aug-2021
reply by the author on 04-Aug-2021
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ThankSSSSSS!
Never a dull moment with him. As with all my humor fiction, inspired by truth!
Yesterday, I got to try the banana bread--the best I've ever had--thanks to chocolate chips!
Comment from kmoss
Hahaha. I'm sure that same note has been scrawled upon bathroom stalls!
My funny raccoon story:
Camping with friends in my early twenties. We stopped at Steak N Shake on the way to the campsite. We wandered off in the woods right at dusk, my shake wasn't gone yet. I left it on the picnic table. We returned to a poor raccoon with the shake cup stuck on his head, pawing at it. We couldn't pick who was going to approach the thing and free it. We stood there laughing and he freed himself. The little guy must have learned his lesson because once the cup was on the ground, he approached it again, but only licked around the edges.
reply by the author on 04-Aug-2021
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Hahaha. I'm sure that same note has been scrawled upon bathroom stalls!
My funny raccoon story:
Camping with friends in my early twenties. We stopped at Steak N Shake on the way to the campsite. We wandered off in the woods right at dusk, my shake wasn't gone yet. I left it on the picnic table. We returned to a poor raccoon with the shake cup stuck on his head, pawing at it. We couldn't pick who was going to approach the thing and free it. We stood there laughing and he freed himself. The little guy must have learned his lesson because once the cup was on the ground, he approached it again, but only licked around the edges.
Comment Written 01-Aug-2021
reply by the author on 04-Aug-2021
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POST THAT!
Never a dull moment with him. As with all my humor fiction, inspired by truth!
Yesterday, I got to try the banana bread--the best I've ever had--thanks to chocolate chips!
Comment from Katherine M. (k-11)
This is the best Flash I've read for a long time. I care not whether it's fact or fiction, iy's the pace that's just right, and the punchline is sublime (although I usually discourage the use of different colours).
reply by the author on 04-Aug-2021
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This is the best Flash I've read for a long time. I care not whether it's fact or fiction, iy's the pace that's just right, and the punchline is sublime (although I usually discourage the use of different colours).
Comment Written 01-Aug-2021
reply by the author on 04-Aug-2021
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ThankSSSSSS!
Never a dull moment with him. As with all my humor fiction, inspired by truth!
Yesterday, I got to try the banana bread--the best I've ever had--thanks to chocolate chips!
I rarely use colors- I went by show not tell.
Comment from Father Flaps
Hi Liz,
Wow! Shannon is getting a reputation and all she did was bake you a banana bread. (Hint... tell her to add chocolate chips to her recipe. It makes a good banana bread even better.)
You need to take Scott out for supper, for all these stories you share with us. They are super! Though, I don't think Scott uses words like "hubris/ penchant/regale/homage/ingenuity/absconded/ravenous".
You have such terrific ability to construct wonderful sentences...
"I've got the pitcher in hand, ready to pour, when I hear a shriek fit to shatter my sunglasses."
"So, with my spaghetti digesting in the gut of a raccoon, and me craving carbs, I figure banana bread would fit the bill."
Marvelous ending!
Nicely penned!
Hugs,
Kimbob
reply by the author on 31-Jul-2021
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Hi Liz,
Wow! Shannon is getting a reputation and all she did was bake you a banana bread. (Hint... tell her to add chocolate chips to her recipe. It makes a good banana bread even better.)
You need to take Scott out for supper, for all these stories you share with us. They are super! Though, I don't think Scott uses words like "hubris/ penchant/regale/homage/ingenuity/absconded/ravenous".
You have such terrific ability to construct wonderful sentences...
"I've got the pitcher in hand, ready to pour, when I hear a shriek fit to shatter my sunglasses."
"So, with my spaghetti digesting in the gut of a raccoon, and me craving carbs, I figure banana bread would fit the bill."
Marvelous ending!
Nicely penned!
Hugs,
Kimbob
Comment Written 31-Jul-2021
reply by the author on 31-Jul-2021
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ThankSSSSSS!
Never a dull moment with him. As with all my humor fiction, inspired by truth!
Yesterday, I got to try the banana bread--the best I've ever had--thanks to chocolate chips!
Comment from judiverse
Maybe you should invite Scott to join FanStory? He must be a great story teller. He seems to have so many things happening to him. Sarah's repeat appearance is interesting. I hope she will leave the tomatoes to the raccoons. They have as much right to them as Sarah does. The note is a scream. Great story. judi
reply by the author on 31-Jul-2021
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Maybe you should invite Scott to join FanStory? He must be a great story teller. He seems to have so many things happening to him. Sarah's repeat appearance is interesting. I hope she will leave the tomatoes to the raccoons. They have as much right to them as Sarah does. The note is a scream. Great story. judi
Comment Written 30-Jul-2021
reply by the author on 31-Jul-2021
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Never a dull moment with him. As with all my humor fiction, inspired by truth!
Yesterday, I got to try the banana bread--the best I've ever had--thanks to chocolate chips!
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He's certainly an interesting character, and a great story teller as well. judi
Comment from Rdfrdmom2
Elizabeth:
Now, that is what one would absolutely have to call high praise. That's why I tend to place all my notes in sealed envelopes. It seems to work so much better that way.
Jan
reply by the author on 31-Jul-2021
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Elizabeth:
Now, that is what one would absolutely have to call high praise. That's why I tend to place all my notes in sealed envelopes. It seems to work so much better that way.
Jan
Comment Written 30-Jul-2021
reply by the author on 31-Jul-2021
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Never a dull moment with him. As with all my humor fiction, inspired by truth!
Yesterday, I got to try the banana bread--the best I've ever had--thanks to chocolate chips!
Comment from LisaMay
Trust those construction workers to seize on any innuendo (were YOU a construction worker in a past life?) A humorous story getting comedy from human failings of entitlement (Sarah's) and a desire to embarrass (the crew), and human generosity (Scott's and Shannon's), with the addition of a raccoon for animal lovers or haters.
reply by the author on 30-Jul-2021
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Trust those construction workers to seize on any innuendo (were YOU a construction worker in a past life?) A humorous story getting comedy from human failings of entitlement (Sarah's) and a desire to embarrass (the crew), and human generosity (Scott's and Shannon's), with the addition of a raccoon for animal lovers or haters.
Comment Written 30-Jul-2021
reply by the author on 30-Jul-2021
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Thanks. Never a dull moment with him. As with all my humor fiction, inspired by truth!
Comment from ShirleyT1
Well, I've began my day with a big smile and a laugh. What a great story! You are such a good writer, and always find the humor and present it so well. Another enjoyable read! Have a great day!
reply by the author on 30-Jul-2021
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Well, I've began my day with a big smile and a laugh. What a great story! You are such a good writer, and always find the humor and present it so well. Another enjoyable read! Have a great day!
Comment Written 30-Jul-2021
reply by the author on 30-Jul-2021
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Thanks. Never a dull moment with him. As with all my humor fiction, inspired by truth!
Comment from Debra White
Hi Liz :)
What a hilarious story, on every count!
Poor Shannon.... the woman must be mortified!
Feel kinda sorry for Scott too though - what is it about his garden that all and sundry think they can either help themselves or stake claim on his various crops?! Good on him for selling Sarah the racoon story!
An enjoyable read, thanks for sharing.
Best wishes, Debra :)
reply by the author on 30-Jul-2021
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Hi Liz :)
What a hilarious story, on every count!
Poor Shannon.... the woman must be mortified!
Feel kinda sorry for Scott too though - what is it about his garden that all and sundry think they can either help themselves or stake claim on his various crops?! Good on him for selling Sarah the racoon story!
An enjoyable read, thanks for sharing.
Best wishes, Debra :)
Comment Written 30-Jul-2021
reply by the author on 30-Jul-2021
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Thanks. Never a dull moment with him. As with all my humor fiction, inspired by truth!