Nursery X
Contest Contest entry4 total reviews
Comment from SimianSavant
I was out of sixes, or being closely watched, when this came out. Of course the site doesn't allow us to create X-rated contests (I tried). Once again, your picture is what really makes this contest entry awesome.
*Mary sucked at work* actually sounds funnier when read conventionally, without the double entendre, so reading it as a double reversal is great. Like a messed up gymnastics move. Mary clearly needs to work on her child labor skills. Your timing of this right before Christmas was perfect.
reply by the author on 06-Jan-2022
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I was out of sixes, or being closely watched, when this came out. Of course the site doesn't allow us to create X-rated contests (I tried). Once again, your picture is what really makes this contest entry awesome.
*Mary sucked at work* actually sounds funnier when read conventionally, without the double entendre, so reading it as a double reversal is great. Like a messed up gymnastics move. Mary clearly needs to work on her child labor skills. Your timing of this right before Christmas was perfect.
Comment Written 05-Jan-2022
reply by the author on 06-Jan-2022
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You tried, huh? We'll have to see about that. Lol. I think you can make your contest any way you'd like. Not sure though.
Thank you for the big sixer, friend. And thanks for creating that contest. It was a blast. I hope everything is good on your end.
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Yeah I specifically selected the erotica category (or whatever they call it) and got an error saying it was not allowed. Could I bypass that? Maaaaaybe ; )
Oh I do have one other contest still running though it is pretty stupid. I was thinking of doing one for Insurrection Day though. What do you think??
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I like the new contests but I think you're entry fees are too low. Some don't put a lot of thought into or care enough about a contest that doesn't have a little higher payout. I see no one has entered your Incoming contest yet. You can reedit it for a little higher entry fee up until someone enters. Then you can't reedit it. That's up to you though. Just a little something to think about for next time. I have a couple ideas already. I'll see what I can come up with.
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Interesting, I would not of guessed that. I love to enter when the entry fees are low because it means more writing, less reviewing, but good to know. I bumped it up to four dollars. I actually didn't mean to make the second contest, and thanks to a stupid bug on the site, when I tried to edit the Insurrection contest it created a duplicate contest instead. So I rushed to change it to anything else before someone joined it. The coding on this site is incredibly lazy, lacking the most basic validation. Dumb dumb dumb. I know a 10-year-old who probably writes better code.
Comment from Liz O'Neill
The contest entry you have entered for the contest entry contest will draw in a profiled reader who will become a competitor. They will fantasize winning and writing something more fantasized and the others.
reply by the author on 20-Dec-2021
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The contest entry you have entered for the contest entry contest will draw in a profiled reader who will become a competitor. They will fantasize winning and writing something more fantasized and the others.
Comment Written 17-Dec-2021
reply by the author on 20-Dec-2021
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Thank you for the great review, Liz. Yes, I'm sure someone would want to come along and write something more ridiculous. Lol. I hope you have yourself a wonderful Christmas.
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Ron
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***smile***
Comment from LisaMay
I cunt see why this shouldn't have them fucking, I mean flocking, to enter. Your examples have giving everyone a head's up on what is expected - I'm sure they can rise to the occasion, although some might ejaculate with displeasure.
I love example 3 the best.
reply by the author on 11-Dec-2021
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I cunt see why this shouldn't have them fucking, I mean flocking, to enter. Your examples have giving everyone a head's up on what is expected - I'm sure they can rise to the occasion, although some might ejaculate with displeasure.
I love example 3 the best.
Comment Written 10-Dec-2021
reply by the author on 11-Dec-2021
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Hahaha. Yeah, I doubt they come flocking to this ridiculous contest. I was seriously doubting I would get my 2 reviews. lol Thank you for the hilarious review, Lisa. I'm glad you liked this dumb piece.
Comment from Terry Broxson
LOL, you probably should not promote it. The thought police would have your derriere in jail in no time. Of course, then the ACLU would go your bail and defend your right to free speech. You could go on TV, write a book, be a celebrity...nah, ain't worth it. Great Job!
reply by the author on 11-Dec-2021
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LOL, you probably should not promote it. The thought police would have your derriere in jail in no time. Of course, then the ACLU would go your bail and defend your right to free speech. You could go on TV, write a book, be a celebrity...nah, ain't worth it. Great Job!
Comment Written 10-Dec-2021
reply by the author on 11-Dec-2021
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lol. Thank you for the great review, Terry. Yeah I doubt it would hit the best seller's list. I really appreciate the generous stars, friend. I'm glad you had a chuckle at this silly piece.
