Comment from GARY MACLEAN

Excellent

You eat it like I eat it, spin and suck. I don't like those snooty ones either. You know the ones. They even eat their sandwiches with a knife and fork. Come on man.

A couple of observations:

1st line: SHOULD (folk) be (folks,)? Just asking.
2nd line: (show) should be (shows)

Good job. Eat up.

 Comment Written 06-Jul-2022

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reply by the author on 06-Jul-2022

Thanks for the observations. Changes made to
"I eat my spaghetti fork only, I can?t stand these snooty people
Who think it shows sophistication to use a spoon to twirl the pasta.
Thanks for your read and observations.

Comment from Tom Horonzy

Excellent

You may not know but before I read your entry I felt sure I had read a winner but this piece is so funny I wetted my pants... almost and the picture was nearly perfect save the diner should have a bib and a glass of red wine

 Comment Written 05-Jul-2022

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reply by the author on 05-Jul-2022

Thanks for the positive feedback. He probably thought he was an expert, didn't need a bib. I'm sure the wine was just out of sight.

Comment from LisaMay

Excellent

Using a spoon would slow me down! I love slurping up spaghetti - to hell with those snooty people and their so-called sophistication. The spaghetti might wrap itself around my nose and splatter everyone within 3 feet of me, but too bad! I will have enjoyed eating it.

 Comment Written 05-Jul-2022

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reply by the author on 05-Jul-2022

I'm with you, LisaMay. Thanks for the read and review.

Comment from jessizero

Excellent

This "not funny but funny" poem was adorable. It literally made me laugh. I never understood the spoon thing, either. Thank you so much for sharing this here, and best wishes to you.

 Comment Written 04-Jul-2022

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reply by the author on 04-Jul-2022

Thanks for the read and feedback. Glad you got a laugh and are not a spoon person.