Comment from Shirley Rebstock

Exceptional

Always forgive your enemies, if that doesn't work, sign them up for spam lists is one of my favorites. Very entertaining and well done. Good luck with contest.

 Comment Written 29-Jan-2023

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reply by the author on 29-Jan-2023

Thank you so much for the review. I'm so glad you liked my entry and I really appreciate six stars for a piece that was no longer paying.
Beth

reply by Shirley Rebstock on 29-Jan-2023

Comment from Brett Matthew West

Excellent

Like the Internet spam lists for those people who want to annoy you.

Corns, and blisters, and pain from way too much walking...OUCH! That does not include bad knees and shin splints either. Got to toss them in too.

Super Glue to hold an 8-ton truck. What will be invented next?

Enjoyed these comments regarding the famous quotes.

 Comment Written 27-Jan-2023

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reply by the author on 27-Jan-2023

Thank you Brett. It was fun contest to enter. I enjoyed getting to put my own spin on the quotes.
Beth

Comment from jessizero

Excellent

I liked reading your perspectives on these quotes. You picked some good ones, too! I especially liked the Oscar Wilde quote. Thanks for sharing, and best wishes to you.

 Comment Written 25-Jan-2023

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reply by the author on 26-Jan-2023

Thank you so much for the review and comment. I just returned from out of town so I'm sorry I'm late responding.
Beth

Comment from Ric Myworld

Excellent

LOL. Well, there are definitely always different perspectives for different folks. And I must say that, I tend to agree more with yours than I do with the original authors. Thanks for sharing.

 Comment Written 25-Jan-2023

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reply by the author on 26-Jan-2023

Thank you so much. I appreciate the review and comments. I'm glad you like my version.
Beth

Comment from judiverse

Excellent

Hi, Beth. I really enjoyed your interpretation of those quotations. The one about signing your enemies to internet spam lists is great. That would be just punishment, indeed. A thousand-mile journey would certainly do damage to your feet, not just corns. I like the humor you got into each one. Best of luck in the contest. Great choice of quotations, and you really knew how to present a humorous take. judi

 Comment Written 24-Jan-2023

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reply by the author on 26-Jan-2023

Thank you Judi, I'm glad you liked take on some of the quotes. I enjoyed your comments.
Beth

reply by judiverse on 26-Jan-2023

You're welcome. Best of luck. judi

Comment from Ulla

Excellent

Hehehe, yes, Beth. It's free verse. I will go along with that. Lol.
Apart from the banter, I couldn't agree more with what you're conveying here.
I loved it,band good luck. Ulla:)))

 Comment Written 24-Jan-2023

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reply by the author on 26-Jan-2023

Thank you, I'm glad you liked by take on these quotes.
Beth

Comment from JLR

Excellent

Beth, all are laudable quotes and I was am quite fond of this specific Confusious quote. You have presented a masterful piece and I wish you good success in the contestt, write often and live long!

 Comment Written 24-Jan-2023

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reply by the author on 26-Jan-2023

Thank you so much for the review. I'm so glad you liked the quotes. I'm glad you told me which you like the best.
Beth

Comment from Tom Horonzy

Exceptional

Oh, Dear Beth: I have only read your first interpretation, chuckled and needed to comment. Loved it. Now to read the next. The third challenges the first, but Wilde remains in the lead. As for the last, it too, made me laugh. Only Teddy's pauses me to only smile, not laugh like the other three. This is exceptional.

 Comment Written 24-Jan-2023

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reply by the author on 26-Jan-2023

Thank you Tom. This is a neat contest you created. I had fun with it. I really appreciate your review and comments. I"m sorry to be lead answering. I was out of town and without a computer. I really appreciate the six stars.
Beth

Comment from Elizabeth Emerald

Excellent

So clever. Spot-on extrapolations as to quotation spin-offfs had these esteemed men lived in the technological era. (Or "error," as the case may be.)

 Comment Written 24-Jan-2023

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reply by the author on 24-Jan-2023

Thank you Elizabeth. I'm glad you find them to be clever. I had fun with them.
Beth

Comment from Jannypan (Jan)

Excellent

All of your quotes were great. Your interpretations, Beth, were
greater. I liked the humor used. You did a great job with your
contest. The one I liked best was signing them up enemies for
spam lists.
Thanks for sharing and best wishes in the contest, Jan

 Comment Written 23-Jan-2023

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reply by the author on 24-Jan-2023

Thank you, Jan. I really appreciate the review and comments. I think most people liked the first one best.
Beth