Phone Sex (a repost)
Dial 555-HORNY37 total reviews
Comment from Spike the second
Oh yes Shari
This is a diamond. I am kicking myself I cannot award six stars, but this is worth more than that.
Truly wonderful, what a character.
Fantastic!
Blessings
Spike
reply by the author on 19-Feb-2013
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Oh yes Shari
This is a diamond. I am kicking myself I cannot award six stars, but this is worth more than that.
Truly wonderful, what a character.
Fantastic!
Blessings
Spike
Comment Written 19-Feb-2013
reply by the author on 19-Feb-2013
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Hey, it's enough that you're reviewing me with such eloquence.
Comment from Donya Quijote
I made the mistake of reading this during my lunch break. I had to control my laughter as I students in my classroom at the time. I am still laughing at this. A wrong number and the victim one ups the caller. Great tale. Naughty, bawdy, and oh so you, my nun's ears are blushing. Are you sure you weren't saucy squid in a previous life. My former shipmates would have loved to read and even act this out while doin' donuts in the middle of the triangle. Very fun and amusing read.
reply by the author on 19-Feb-2013
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I made the mistake of reading this during my lunch break. I had to control my laughter as I students in my classroom at the time. I am still laughing at this. A wrong number and the victim one ups the caller. Great tale. Naughty, bawdy, and oh so you, my nun's ears are blushing. Are you sure you weren't saucy squid in a previous life. My former shipmates would have loved to read and even act this out while doin' donuts in the middle of the triangle. Very fun and amusing read.
Comment Written 18-Feb-2013
reply by the author on 19-Feb-2013
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I love all your comments, Diana. Yeap, couldn't read this out loud to students. Glad you enjoyed and thanks for the great sixer. I've had several on this.
Comment from Carolyn 'Deaton' Stephens
You did it , the script is outstanding and soooooooo funny. It is captivating from beginning to end. The visuals are right on and very easily imagined. He got what he deserved, good for her. :-) Carolyn
reply by the author on 18-Feb-2013
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You did it , the script is outstanding and soooooooo funny. It is captivating from beginning to end. The visuals are right on and very easily imagined. He got what he deserved, good for her. :-) Carolyn
Comment Written 18-Feb-2013
reply by the author on 18-Feb-2013
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Thanks, Carolyn. This was a fun write.
Comment from mroberts
Very funny skit. Every line from SHE was a zinger, but HE was such a scumbag. That final curse really hit him where it hurt. This might even be funnier as a radio play with the rest left up to the imagination. A good ringtone for granny might be Stairway to Heaven or that George Jones song I Don't Need No Rockin Chair.
reply by the author on 18-Feb-2013
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Very funny skit. Every line from SHE was a zinger, but HE was such a scumbag. That final curse really hit him where it hurt. This might even be funnier as a radio play with the rest left up to the imagination. A good ringtone for granny might be Stairway to Heaven or that George Jones song I Don't Need No Rockin Chair.
Comment Written 18-Feb-2013
reply by the author on 18-Feb-2013
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Ha, ha. Clever idea, that. Thanks so much for the kudos.
Comment from Thesis
That was clever. I enjoyed the lady's comments and quick wit. He got more than he bargained for with that call. It was a good script.
reply by the author on 18-Feb-2013
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That was clever. I enjoyed the lady's comments and quick wit. He got more than he bargained for with that call. It was a good script.
Comment Written 18-Feb-2013
reply by the author on 18-Feb-2013
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Thesis (love the name) Thanks so much for the awesome review.
Comment from Bobbi22
I hope I'm that feisty when I get to be that age! Very funny script. Detail on the setting and actions gave a perfect view of the scene. Very well written. Thanks for sharing.
reply by the author on 18-Feb-2013
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I hope I'm that feisty when I get to be that age! Very funny script. Detail on the setting and actions gave a perfect view of the scene. Very well written. Thanks for sharing.
Comment Written 18-Feb-2013
reply by the author on 18-Feb-2013
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Thanks, Pics. I suspect feisty goes hand in hand with good health. :-)
Comment from Doc Holiday
He must of called one of those residents at Shady Meadows. They know how to deal these prank callers. This was great. Perfectly described, great catchy dialogue, and the scum-bag gets his in the end! Loved it!
reply by the author on 18-Feb-2013
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He must of called one of those residents at Shady Meadows. They know how to deal these prank callers. This was great. Perfectly described, great catchy dialogue, and the scum-bag gets his in the end! Loved it!
Comment Written 18-Feb-2013
reply by the author on 18-Feb-2013
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Wow~ Thanks for ths sixer, Doc. You're right. This could be one of your wonderfully zany characters.
Comment from Joannforsberg
You had me at hello: 76. Wrinkled and grey. Housecoat and slippers.
My whole family is laughing out loud as I read this to them.
Especially: Oh dear! You have the wrong number. Dial 911.
Oh my this so needs to win next months poem of the month.
Blessings, JO
reply by the author on 18-Feb-2013
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You had me at hello: 76. Wrinkled and grey. Housecoat and slippers.
My whole family is laughing out loud as I read this to them.
Especially: Oh dear! You have the wrong number. Dial 911.
Oh my this so needs to win next months poem of the month.
Blessings, JO
Comment Written 18-Feb-2013
reply by the author on 18-Feb-2013
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I love it. You read it to your family. Thanks so very much for the six and the great compliments.
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Truly we were all laughing out loud.
Comment from Sasha
Whenever I open one of your posts, I know by now to expect something clever, but was not prepared for this hysterical, well written, and bawdy script. I laughed from beginning to and and then sat back down and read it again, laughing harder the second time. You have a terrific imagination and a wonderful gift for story telling. I enjoyed this one immensely.
reply by the author on 18-Feb-2013
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Whenever I open one of your posts, I know by now to expect something clever, but was not prepared for this hysterical, well written, and bawdy script. I laughed from beginning to and and then sat back down and read it again, laughing harder the second time. You have a terrific imagination and a wonderful gift for story telling. I enjoyed this one immensely.
Comment Written 18-Feb-2013
reply by the author on 18-Feb-2013
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Thanks, Smurph. I'm working on a serious piece now for the Valentine story contest. No bawdiness, but a hint at intimacy.
Comment from steevie
Shari, what in the world has gotten into you? LOL
I laughed when I read this post. I guess the old guy had his hands full with this old gal on the other end of the line.
I'm not sure what else to say about your script ...
um ... okay, bye for now
steve
reply by the author on 18-Feb-2013
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Shari, what in the world has gotten into you? LOL
I laughed when I read this post. I guess the old guy had his hands full with this old gal on the other end of the line.
I'm not sure what else to say about your script ...
um ... okay, bye for now
steve
Comment Written 18-Feb-2013
reply by the author on 18-Feb-2013
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You said it all, steevie. Thanks so much for reading.
