Comment from Dean Kuch

Excellent

You won't be gettin' no threes or fours from this old boy, I promise you that, Anonymous Poet. Hell, I've got nothin' to worry about where that's concerned.
What worries my family is the somewhat sleazy way some of the lovely ladies I choose to dip my own wick in look.
Tramp stamps, tattoos, multiple piercings...
Yeah, I like me some Goth Girls.
Best of luck to you in the contest.

 Comment Written 18-Jan-2018

Comment from Gloria ....

Excellent

Ha, this is a blast, author. But only ninety-feet? Pffff, that's barely a dip in the gene pool. ;-)

Great job and best wishes to you in the contest. This is GREAT!

Gloria

 Comment Written 18-Jan-2018

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reply by the author on 18-Jan-2018

I was standing on the Golden Gate Bridge at the time ... but, really, it's about the science. :))

Thanks a million ... a trillion!!!! We'll see if I win the large ...err ... humongous ginormous prize. LOL

Comment from nordicgirl

Excellent

Good night, Michael. I cannot believe you posted this. Hehehe. I must admit, I can't stop laughing. I have the feeling you believe this is true, don't you? Hehehe!!!!! I'm on the California coast. Please, stay out of the water! NG

 Comment Written 17-Jan-2018

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reply by the author on 18-Jan-2018

I can't be responsible for a simple dip in the ocean ... MOVE inland. The land is cheap and it's going to become beachfront property SOON. :)) Thanks for a fun review.

Comment from rspoet

Excellent

We all have our own burden's to bare,
some greater than others
Your imagination may be inflated
but your syllables are exact at 5-7-5
I'm sure you have great expectations
in the contest
Good luck
RS

 Comment Written 17-Jan-2018

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reply by the author on 18-Jan-2018

Yes. I expect to emerge victorious and have a grand victory parade in my honour. LOL

Thanks for a fun review. I'm probably going to need a lot of luck. But I had fun at least. :))

Comment from tfawcus

Excellent

I've heard people bragging about the size of their weiner before, but this has to be the biggest brag of all time! I bet you got dear old Salacia's hopes up - even Neptune couldn't compete with this! Next time I see a spring tide. I'll know what you've been up to!

 Comment Written 17-Jan-2018

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reply by the author on 18-Jan-2018

HAAAAAAHAHA! You're review is funnier than my entry. I'm not sure if that's good for my chances. LOL

Oh well, I'm having fun. Who needs the vast fortune anyway? :))

Comment from Mustang Patty

Excellent

LOL! Wow - what an ego. A cute little five-seven-five to explain why there is such a thing as 'climate change,' along with rising water levels. I think you might be wrong -- but I'm not a Chinese scientist,

Good luck in the contest,

~patty~

 Comment Written 17-Jan-2018

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reply by the author on 18-Jan-2018

I've always prided myself on my ego AND my super ego and I'm guessing my ID ain't bad either. LOL

What a fun and hilarious response. Thanks so much. :))

Comment from Ricky1024

Excellent

What's the 5-7-5 entry for the contest rich and well isn't theme and imagery it flowed well regular grammar issues as well adjective and object the contents most friendly places Crypt to measure the line perfectly thanks for this good luck talk to Ricky 1024

 Comment Written 17-Jan-2018

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reply by the author on 18-Jan-2018

Thanks so much, Ricky. THis was a fun write. :))

Comment from James H. Oldfield

Excellent

It's as likely an explanation as any of the denials thus far offered :)

Great 5/7/5, and plenty funny. Good work, and good luck in the contest.

Take care.

-James

 Comment Written 17-Jan-2018

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reply by the author on 18-Jan-2018

HA! That is actually true. LOL

Thanks so much. At least I had fun. :))

Comment from Sharon Haiste

Excellent

Well, you sure you didn't just dip your giant ego into the ocean?
As a Satire, it is a good entry for the 5-7-5 Writing Prompt.
Cheeky you are.
Good luck to you with the competition.
Sharon

 Comment Written 17-Jan-2018

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reply by the author on 18-Jan-2018

Hmm .... yeah, it may have been that. LOL

Thanks for the witty review, Sharon. I'll probably need a LOT of luck. At least I had fun. :))