Nutless
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Comment from humpwhistle
Ah, I couldn't do it. And I'd be arrested if I tried.
Still I remember being that young--if not quite that willful.
I admire you, but I don't envy you.
With luck, that little heathen will grow into a respectable young person
and cite you as a guiding influence.
You gotta believe, right?
Buy new rope.
Hang in.
Peace, Lee
reply by the author on 14-Mar-2019
Ah, I couldn't do it. And I'd be arrested if I tried.
Still I remember being that young--if not quite that willful.
I admire you, but I don't envy you.
With luck, that little heathen will grow into a respectable young person
and cite you as a guiding influence.
You gotta believe, right?
Buy new rope.
Hang in.
Peace, Lee
Comment Written 14-Mar-2019
reply by the author on 14-Mar-2019
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Hi Lee :)
I have rope. Lots of rope!
Thanks for your comments - I dread to think where this little cherub will end up. I hope that he will remember me in years to come...Miss White used to make awesome junk models and she told the best stories, also, she was an expert at dodging stuff I chucked at her!!
Best wishes, Debra :)
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Hey, you just wrote the eulogy the little dear will offer you!
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LOL! Brilliant :)
Comment from Amenian Aypotheeno
This write is quite startling to me... what do you mean you have no nuts??? Ever heard the expression do your nut in, not talking wal or hazel here but that buzzing nut that comes up with so many writes for us to take in and ponder upon! Something tells me though that you could be a gold medallist if dodging low flying inanimate objects was a sport! Nice little write and make me really wonder what happens in schools nower days??? I mean I could pull some pranks, dropping trainers in water tanks, fake explosives in the sandpit but attacking the teachers and what not, hmmmm never even thought of that one :)
reply by the author on 14-Mar-2019
This write is quite startling to me... what do you mean you have no nuts??? Ever heard the expression do your nut in, not talking wal or hazel here but that buzzing nut that comes up with so many writes for us to take in and ponder upon! Something tells me though that you could be a gold medallist if dodging low flying inanimate objects was a sport! Nice little write and make me really wonder what happens in schools nower days??? I mean I could pull some pranks, dropping trainers in water tanks, fake explosives in the sandpit but attacking the teachers and what not, hmmmm never even thought of that one :)
Comment Written 14-Mar-2019
reply by the author on 14-Mar-2019
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Hi Dale :)
Thanks for your great feedback.
Unfortunately, these things do happen in school nowadays... safety helmets and goggles should be compulsory uniform!
Ah well, tis what I've become used to.
Best wishes, Debra :)
Comment from patcelaw
When I was in elementary school there was a school bully. The boys dealt with him. Since we used outhouses at the time, the other boys took a can with a string tied to it. The would pee in the can and when the can was near full, the last boy put the can on a frame above the door, then they waited for the bully to be the next to visit the outhouse. You got i he opened the door and got a face full of pee.
Patricia.
reply by the author on 14-Mar-2019
When I was in elementary school there was a school bully. The boys dealt with him. Since we used outhouses at the time, the other boys took a can with a string tied to it. The would pee in the can and when the can was near full, the last boy put the can on a frame above the door, then they waited for the bully to be the next to visit the outhouse. You got i he opened the door and got a face full of pee.
Patricia.
Comment Written 14-Mar-2019
reply by the author on 14-Mar-2019
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Thanks for your comments, Patricia.
Best wishes, Debra :)
Comment from Heather Knight
Oops! Why is the narrator supposed to protect this child (beast)? What is his job description? Learning support worker like you?
It's scary to think this is based on experience.
Thanks for sharing.
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reply by the author on 14-Mar-2019
Oops! Why is the narrator supposed to protect this child (beast)? What is his job description? Learning support worker like you?
It's scary to think this is based on experience.
Thanks for sharing.
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Comment Written 14-Mar-2019
reply by the author on 14-Mar-2019
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Hi Maria,
Yep, it can be scary at times...and who knows why a child would behave in such a way?
It's 'our' responsibility to keep each child safe within the school environment (and all with our hands behind our backs!)
Thank you for your comments.
Best wishes as always, Debra :)
Comment from royowen
My wife was a teacher and faculty head for thirty something years, and taught at some of the roughest area schools in the star, but was never assaulted...luckily with God on her side, but who knows today...heh heh. Well dine Debra, well done, good write, blessings, Roy
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reply by the author on 14-Mar-2019
My wife was a teacher and faculty head for thirty something years, and taught at some of the roughest area schools in the star, but was never assaulted...luckily with God on her side, but who knows today...heh heh. Well dine Debra, well done, good write, blessings, Roy
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Comment Written 14-Mar-2019
reply by the author on 14-Mar-2019
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Hi Roy, thank you for your comments. Best wishes, Debra :)
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Most welcome