Douglas Goff

Douglas Goff: If you Fanstorians were a canvas and I a painter, I would paint all over your collective body. Then I would hang you in the middle of my front room for the world to see my masterpiece. Yet, I would know that you were hidden beneath my doodles. Sleep well.

FanStory wrote to Douglas Goff: Magnum PI Was My Dad finished first in the contest "Forgiveness "

FanStory wrote to Douglas Goff: In Her Eyes finished second in the contest "5-7-5 Hope"

FanStory wrote to Douglas Goff: How Is Grandpa? finished second in the contest "What do you say to God?"

Douglas Goff: If you Fanstorians were a mighty dragon, and I were a glory seeking warrior. I would meet you in fierce combat, slay you, and mount your head above my thorn as a trophy! Sleep well.

Douglas Goff: If you Fanstorians were a tall glass of cold water and I was wandering lost in a desert, I would drink you all up. Then I would thank you for your sacrifice and be on my way. I thought you should all know what goes on in my head. Sleep well.

FanStory wrote to Douglas Goff: Guest Star Cancellation finished third in the contest "Long Live the King! "

Douglas Goff: It's raining in Michigan.

FanStory wrote to Douglas Goff: Under the Sea finished third in the contest "2-4-2"

FanStory wrote to Douglas Goff: A Very Real Conversation finished third in the contest "Non-Fiction Writing Contest"

FanStory wrote to Douglas Goff: Eternal Darkness finished first in the contest "The Dark"

Douglas Goff: What do you call a neighbourhood full of idle novelists?

Writer's block

FanStory wrote to Douglas Goff: The Following Year finished third in the contest "5-7-5 Poetry Lost"

Douglas Goff: Chicken on pizza? Way wrong or oh so right?

FanStory wrote to Douglas Goff: Things That Go Bump In The Night finished third in the contest "70 Word Flash Fiction"

FanStory wrote to Douglas Goff: Knocking At The Backdoor finished second in the contest "5-7-5 fire"

FanStory wrote to Douglas Goff: Congratulations! Winner of the Reviewing Contest!

Douglas Goff: Happy Thanksgiving Fanstory! May your gobbler no longer be gobbling and your goblets be ful!

I?m thankful for my new friends on this site!

FanStory wrote to Douglas Goff: Audentis Fortuna Iuvat finished third in the contest "Free Form Contest "

Douglas Goff: Fanstory just ranked me as HOT. Somebody needs to let them know that I am a married man!

FanStory wrote to Douglas Goff: Rush Hour finished first in the contest "Rhyming Contest"

FanStory wrote to Douglas Goff: I Haven't A Clue finished first in the contest "Murder, We Wrote"

FanStory wrote to Douglas Goff: Ghost Dance finished third in the contest "The Rogadoo"

FanStory wrote to Douglas Goff: Once A Marine Always A Marine finished second in the contest "Veterans Day Salute"

FanStory wrote to Douglas Goff: Class Is In Session finished first in the contest "Ghosts, Spirits, or Both"

FanStory wrote to Douglas Goff: Marine Corps Recruit Depot finished first in the contest "Boot Camp Memories"

FanStory wrote to Douglas Goff: Congratulations! Honorable Mention Finish in the Reviewing Contest!

FanStory wrote to Douglas Goff: Jello finished third in the contest "A Cat's Story"

FanStory wrote to Douglas Goff: Wasted Dreams finished third in the contest "3-5-3"

Douglas Goff: Pickles and cucumbers the same food? No way. Not possible. Just can?t be.

FanStory wrote to Douglas Goff: Challenge Accepted finished second in the contest "Lost - Flash Fiction"

FanStory wrote to Douglas Goff: Unexpected Guest finished first in the contest "Supernatural--not horror"

FanStory wrote to Douglas Goff: Silly Seven finished first in the contest "Alliteration Celebration"

FanStory wrote to Douglas Goff: Congratulations! Midnight Express won the contest "Newbie Flash Fiction"

FanStory wrote to Douglas Goff: Sinners and Saints finished third in the contest "Religious War Story"

FanStory wrote to Douglas Goff: Mother Nature's Gift finished third in the contest "Tanka Poetry Contest"

FanStory wrote to Douglas Goff: The Ugly Blond finished third in the contest "Tricky Rhyme Time!"

FanStory wrote to Douglas Goff: The Overlord was posted today. It is a Milestone Post. Post number 50!

Douglas Goff: Why are porcupines . . . Not fat trees?

FanStory wrote to Douglas Goff: The House On Galbraith Line finished first in the contest "Ghosts, Evil Spirits, or Both"

FanStory wrote to Douglas Goff: Traffic Jam finished second in the contest "1-6-1"

Douglas Goff: There are three types of people in this world. Those who can count, and those who can't.

FanStory wrote to Douglas Goff: In My Mind finished second in the contest "Free Verse"

Douglas Goff: The sketches that I have been using on my profile were all drawn by my talented children or other relatives!

FanStory wrote to Douglas Goff: Old Iron Box finished first in the contest "What would you take?"

Douglas Goff: If you go into a bathroom as an American and you exit two minutes later as an American, what were you in the bathroom?

European

Douglas Goff: I have received a lot of support and help with my writing on this site. I want to thank everyone, especially Susan Newell who has taken me under her wing and has guided me on many grammatical issues, especially dialogue. Also Ulla who always has helpful hints and suggestions. Everyone on this site has been gracious and supportive. Thank you so very much!

FanStory wrote to Douglas Goff: A Witch's Bath finished third in the contest "Funny Nonsense Poem"

FanStory wrote to Douglas Goff: Mr. Doodle MacGroodle finished second in the contest "Kiddies motivational poem"

FanStory wrote to Douglas Goff: Last Call finished second in the contest "Short Poem"

Douglas Goff: What is the difference between butterfly and moth?..5 letters.

FanStory wrote to Douglas Goff: A Moment in Time... finished first in the contest "100 Word Dash"

FanStory wrote to Douglas Goff: Withered finished first in the contest "5-7-5"

Douglas Goff: Why are microphones larger than regular phones?

Douglas Goff: You know that you are living when you have laughed so hard that you have cried, and also have cried so hard that you have laughed. Love life people.

Douglas Goff: The best things in life ... aren't things.

Douglas Goff: You can't shake a hand with a closed fist.

FanStory wrote to Douglas Goff: True Beauty was posted today. It is a Milestone Post! The first post by this author and a first milestone.