In New Jersey, where they are from
John's in the pool with glass of Rum
Debbie brings out a couple beers
His Sweet Bride of 45 years
Yes, Summer's more fun for this man
John is a New York Yankees Fan
He used to love the old ball-park
With kids, Cindy, Bobby and Mark
His precious kids have given John
The best five grandkids to pick on
He also has three awesome dogs
They get him out for daily jogs
In Winter, it is possible
You'll find him watching pro-football
He's partial to the New York Jets
John, you don't do illegal bets? : )
But in the kitchen, you will find
John will make sure you're wined and dined
'Cause there's nothing he'd rather do
Than try a gourmet dish on you
He'll tell what his dream's all about
To publish children's books, no doubt
His Saint Bernard and Beagle squirt
They'll feature both Mango and Bert
John, we had a cool birthday goal
To take you to see Billy Joel
We saw the cost and changed the plan
So, we'll play you Piano Man
And Happy Birthday, John,', Twas fun
'Cause in our book, you're number one!!