Winner

Amber Huesta said she use ta
fall asleep in her jacuzz'sta
'cause she drank the 'sham-pag-nee'
which also often made her pee
In her ja-cuz-zi ?

AmHoo, as her friends would call her
won the lotto super baller
soon she bought a pre-owned truck
with a bed of corn to shuck
as a token of her luck

Her new friends helped her spend her dough
on gifts for them and booze and 'blow'
until there was just her and Dom
a magnum of the Perignon
in her hot tub nearing dawn

With the sunrise it was found
she had gotten drunk and drowned
surrounded by her unpaid bills
empty chairs and unknown pills
in a trailer outside Bev'ly Hills